The Skillful Sleuth Records Obama in “Little Terrorists” (SATIRE)

Shut-up-Joe
Follow
( 1 Followers )
X

Follow

E-mail :
The Skillful Sleuth Records Obama in “Little Terrorists” (SATIRE) 5.00/5 (100.00%) 2 votes

 

Our good friend and fellow patriot, the Skillful Sleuth has made a special delivery to me that explains the possible reason why Obama would try bin Laden’s son in law, Salaiman Abu Gaith, in New York in a civilian court.  Sure, I know there’s a lot of people who think he’s doing it because he is a spineless muslim terrorist, but now we know there’s an even bigger reason.  With no futher delay, here is the president speaking to some of his top advisers.

Axlerod:  Mr president, don’t you think it could be a mistake to try bin Laden’s son in law in New York?

Obama:  Harvey and I have an idea.  Isn’t that right, Harvey?

Weinstein:  That’s right Barry.  Lights, camera, action.

Obama:  You see, when they bring him into the courtroom, I will slide down a cord, while giving out a blood curdling scream.  I land on the judges bench, whip out my M16, and blow him away.

Biden:  Just like you did bin Laden?

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Axlerod:  But there will be lots of innocent people there, who will likely be hit by your wild fire.

Biden:  That’s why he’s inviting Bob Woodward.

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama:  No, David.  The gun will be loaded with blanks.

General Mills:  Where in the hell did you find blanks for an M16.

Biden:  They were tossed in when we bought 1.5 billion conservative killer bullets.

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Weinstein:  No matter.  We have them, that’s all that matters.

General Mills:  And then what happens?

Biden:  Barry throws him a beer summit.

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama:  No, he’s right.  Were going to chug a few and watch the Lakers vs the Clippers.  Then were going to whisk him away to someplace where he blend in.

General Mills:  Where the hell do you hide a mass murderer where no one will notice?

Biden:  Chicago.

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

General Mills:  But why are you doing this, sir?

Obama:  So I can award myself the Congressional medal of Honor.

Axlerod:  But congress would never vote to award you that medal.

Biden:  Since when did congress matter?

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Obama:  Hagel will nominate me and then I will award myself the medal by executive order.

General Mills:  So you will accept an award you don’t deserve?

Biden:  Do the words Nobel prize ring a bell?

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Follow me on Facebook here

The following two tabs change content below.
Steven Ahle

Steven Ahle

Steven H Ahle is the editor of Red Statements and the 2014 JOTY winner. He is an accredited journalist, whose investigations led to the discovery that the AFL-CIO was using voter intimidation tactics in 2012. In 2013, he exposed the fact that Homeland Security was teaching local law enforcement to target Christians as terrorists in what became a national news story. Like my page on Facebook and never miss another story https://www.facebook.com/redstatements Follow me on Facebook to see all the articles I write for various sites https://www.facebook.com/stevenh.ahle





Read previous post:
2ab0e3a8a01b6ba1f67ebc6c60a8aa95-d4eg80v
BRUCE FEIN: Defeating Obama’s immigration lawlessness

President Barack Obama's executive orders suspending enforcement of the deportation laws for categories of personsRead More

Close
Google+